May 2013
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agentbartowski:
i’m fucking over dylan o’brien it’s like “well at least he can’t get any more attractive” and then the asshole goes and does something and suddenly he’s fucking 40x more attractive and you’re left with nothing but the lies your life is built on
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Try me
Giving highlights of the Star Trek: Into Darkness to a coworker. He was unsure which character was Hikaru Sulu, so I carefully described him using his duties and scenes from the previous film.
Thankfully, coworker is learning, under my tutelage, to police his fucking mouth. At no point, even after realizing who I meant, did he say “Oh the Asian Guy.” Well Done, idiot coworker!
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Hoechlin Homo: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit... →
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drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day he showed up at her door with food she took it and slammed the door in his face
nicki minaj called out steven tyler for making a racist comment and wouldn’t let it go until he publicly apologized to her
nicki minaj makes sure...
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This one's for the fangirls and boys:
saynotodrugsyestotacos:
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(Inspired by this post)
YOUR TUMBLR REST AND STRETCH IS HERE!
NOW STRETCH YOUR NECK ACCORDINGLY!
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this is literally the best thing
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muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
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akatriel-rowanborn:
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sydferrett:
why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style
why wouldnt you be excited about that
WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.
When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.
See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
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April 2013
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OH.
fuck.
I work in an office and I have awesome friends (who are dudes) and prying lady officemates and last week one of the tall friends came by after going to the office next door and hung out at the front desk while I worked like a swain, and now ANOTHER is dropping by at 4pm to shoot the shit and now all the office ladies will think I have some kind of rotating man-harem.
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narvaezs:
i laugh so hard when people act like stiles is this sweet kid who is nice to everyone because
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tellerknowles:
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
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clumsyoctopus:
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN...
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sorry:
Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.
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